Hysterical Realms (Alternate Hilarities Volume 3)

Includes my short story “Waking up in the Woods”

When you’re left for dead lying naked in the middle of woods miles away from home, you only have one option: Pick up a big stick and start walking.

From the publisher:

Not all epic adventures are fun. Imagine walking all the way to Mount Gloom with The wizard that needs to stop all the time to tinkle, a dwarf who continually asks are we there yet and a perpetually lost elf that will not stop and ask for directions. Here is a collection of humorous tales of adventure like dwarf private investigators, mean spirited unicorns, randy genies and girlfriend stealing centaurs. So if you think you have what it takes to brave the misty mountains and howling canyons, grab your magic sword, sacred shield and your copy of “Dungeoneering for Dummies”. Enter the Hysterical Realms if you dare! One Ring of Cheese Will Bind Us All!